25 Most Offensive Article Topics

Here's how this works. I will come up with 25 hypothetical article topics that are intended to get me yelled at more often than my standard fare. From the title of the hypothetical articles, you should be able to get the gist. From there, it works like a dare in reverse. Everyone will vote for which one they actually want me to write and whichever one wins, I have to write it. No exceptions. Voting can only be done by people on my friend list, which are also the only people who can see it. Mostly I'm doing this just to see how many people vote and also because I'm curious if I can write something that actually offends someone enough that it gets me physically wounded. That said, here are the articles topics, pretty much off the top of my head.

1. My thoughts on pornography and when, if, and what age it's okay to be exposed to it.

2. The following people at Just For Him are worthless assholes I never liked but have shut up about until now.

3. Anime sucks, and here is why in great detail.

4. The world would be better off if the following people I know personally were never born.

5. My thoughts on global warming and environmentalist nitwits.

6. The following non-anime media franchises liked by my friends are worthless bags of fail.

7. Humans are superior to other animals and here's why.

8. All the people in high school I should have gotten in a physical fight with at some point.

9. All the people I made friends with whom I shouldn't have done.

10. The following women are all people I would've liked to hook up with during college.

11. I will name ten female porn stars and ten male porn stars without looking anything up just off the top of my head.

12. Top ten most doable animated characters.

13. The following songs that the rest of you seem to like suck.

14. The following women I know are fat.

15. These are my views of prostitution.

16. Pornography is superior to regular sex for the following reasons.

17. Why smoking should be allowed everywhere outside of hospitals and in baby's faces.

18. These are my views of drugs.

19. No holding back: Going medieval on religion's ass.

20. Pro-death: How deep the rabbit hole really goes.

21. Why freedom from other people's children is important.

22. Children should be able to defend themselves from bullies by any means necessary.

23. Selfishness: A virtue I will defend to the death.

24. Toys need to be dangerous again, a lot more dangerous.

25. A comprehensive explanation of my view on sex with all the gory details.

So there they are. Any one of those in its fully composed and highly offensive version could be written. To vote, simply leave a comment with the number of the article you'd like me to write. Voting lasts until 10:30 a week from this posting, after which all votes will be null and void. This should be fun.

-Frank